Headlines Wednesday 1st October

Octoberfest!
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Bali bombers' warning: Execute us and there will be retribution
Three death row Bali bombers have vowed there will be retribution if their executions go ahead.
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Market bounceback may be short-lived, economists warn
There are warnings the optimism on Australian markets may be short-lived, while economists predict a cut to official interest rates.
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Paid maternity leave just part of a hand-out culture
We've got to stop the culture of handouts, whether it's for maternity leave or anything else, according to Alan Jones.
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Share market fights back after horror losses
AUSTRALIAN shares have closed more than 4pc higher as investors were buoyed by a Wall St rally.
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Crowd jeers suicidal jumper to his death
ONLOOKERS ignored police efforts and goaded a teenager to jump to his death before rushing to take photos of his crumpled body.
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“SING WITH ALL YOUR HEART”
Tim Blair
Via LGF, the Obamanian Zombie Children’s Choir offer a hymn of praise to their God
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CROWE KNOWS
Tim Blair
“I was thinking,” Russell Crowe tells Jay Leno. Big mistake, Rusty:
The New Zealand-born actor announced, during a US TV talkshow appearance, a plan to cure America’s financial crisis … Crowe believes the US Government should give each American $US1 million.
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VIEW ACCEPTED
Tim Blair
Currency Lad asks:
Has Ross Garnaut now accepted the Blair/Bolt view of Australian CO2 reduction plans?
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SHE’S INSIDE THEIR HEADS IV
Tim Blair
Chicago artist Bruce Elliott commits his Palin obsession to canvas: