Headlines Monday 26th May

Too many cars on Jupiter
Andrew Bolt

Jupiter is getting hot enough to fry a giant egg - or, rather, to produce great red spots
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How could she resist?
Andrew Bolt
There are several reasons to conclude that Logan has a dangerous lack of self-awareness
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Russia conquered by English
Andrew Bolt
The headlines aren’t quite right:

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Talking of people invading Russia, and other places:

Germans fretted about being unloved in Europe yesterday after their most popular band of the last decade got zero points from 40 of 42 countries in the Eurovision Song Contest and they ended up sharing last place.

“Why doesn’t anyone like us?” asked Bild am Sonntag newspaper...

Gee, and the ladies even sang in English, too:

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Big Oil isn’t
Andrew Bolt
By Big Oil, the Left means companies such as ExxonMobil and BP - and it means bad. But check the graph on the link below: that Big Oil is actually small oil, leaving the West vulnerable
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Gassing on about gases
Andrew Bolt
An international conference is announced
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Not such a big drop; not really global warming
Andrew Bolt


AAP reports:

VICTORIA has suffered a 40 per cent plunge in autumn rainfall since 1950 and climate change is a key factor, a new report has found.

Really?
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Voters don’t get to sack Labor leaders
Andrew Bolt
Another Labor leader quits and lets his party renew
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Rudd taxed
Andrew Bolt
When Liberal leader Brendan Nelson suggested a cut in petrol taxes, Labor said he was reckless and the Canberra press gallery said he was a joke.

But when Labor says it might cut petrol taxes.... where’s the criticism?
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Sorry teachers
Andrew Bolt
The Queensland Teachers Union is very sorry about something it can’t actually recall having done:
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Yabber, yabber, yabber
Andrew Bolt
To go with that spin, spin, spin:

THE Rudd Government has been slammed for running the country by committee, unveiling in the past seven days three inquiries, releasing two discussion papers and announcing the memberships of two high-powered bodies.
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Speak up, David
Andrew Bolt
The Australian notices that David Marr, only too keen to espy and decry the censorious hand of John Howard, is curiously silent about Kevin Rudd’s denunciation of some recent art - now seized by police - as “revolting”.
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Debate crushed. Howard’s haters silent
Andrew Bolt
Pictures seized from an art gallery. A painting banned from an exhibition. Dissenters sidelined at summits. Government critics demoted at a university. Debates rigged. Students indoctrinated in Labor spin. Universities publishing government propaganda.
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Luckily he wasn’t a … thug
Andrew Bolt
A law-abiding man gets the mercy you’d expect, given certain other factors as well
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Rudd promised what he couldn't deliver on petrol
The biggest problem with petrol is not the price itself, but the slipperiness of the Prime Minister in admitting what he can and cannot do to fix them, argues Alan Jones.